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How To Lie In Three Easy Lessons
by Topaz Eyes
Prompt: Cal Lightman walks into a bar and meets James Wilson.
Fandoms: Lie to Me, House
Word count: 1560
Rating/Warnings: PG-13; no warnings needed.
Summary: Lying is a skill. Cal should know.
Notes: I played loose with the definition of "bar". Written for
intoabar.
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by Topaz Eyes
Prompt: Cal Lightman walks into a bar and meets James Wilson.
Fandoms: Lie to Me, House
Word count: 1560
Rating/Warnings: PG-13; no warnings needed.
Summary: Lying is a skill. Cal should know.
Notes: I played loose with the definition of "bar". Written for
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Fic be here: Try to keep up.
Two more...
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This one was for the
hc_smut_a_thon:
Title: Worthless Things to Joy
Author:
highlander_ii /
highlander_ii
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: House MD
Pairings/Characters: Cameron/House
(skip) Angst, sex and Cameron is missing memories, though that's not being taken advantage of in this piece.
Summary: Maybe House hasn't entirely embraced the holidays on the calendar, but he might not fight them so hard anymore. Refers to events from
heroesque and
heroesquelogs, though knowing the story from the RPG isn't necessary to understand the fic.
Word Count: 1312
Link: He hadn't been sure how this night was going to go when he had asked.
This is the one that I offered for
remixduello:
Title: For Old Time's Sake
Author:
highlander_ii /
highlander_ii
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: House MD
Pairings/Characters: Cameron/House
(skip) AU, glory hole, stripping, spoilers for S6 through "Teamwork".
Summary: AU version of how Cameron got her job at PPTH
Word Count: 3526
Link: He's here again. The good-tipper with the mussed hair.
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Title: Worthless Things to Joy
Author:
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Rating: NC-17
Fandom: House MD
Pairings/Characters: Cameron/House
(skip) Angst, sex and Cameron is missing memories, though that's not being taken advantage of in this piece.
Summary: Maybe House hasn't entirely embraced the holidays on the calendar, but he might not fight them so hard anymore. Refers to events from
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Word Count: 1312
Link: He hadn't been sure how this night was going to go when he had asked.
This is the one that I offered for
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Title: For Old Time's Sake
Author:
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Rating: NC-17
Fandom: House MD
Pairings/Characters: Cameron/House
(skip) AU, glory hole, stripping, spoilers for S6 through "Teamwork".
Summary: AU version of how Cameron got her job at PPTH
Word Count: 3526
Link: He's here again. The good-tipper with the mussed hair.
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First is my fic for the
spook_me challenge:
Title: Some Guys Have All the Luck
Author:
highlander_ii /
highlander_ii
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: House MD, The Dresden Files (novels)
Pairings/Characters: Cameron/House, Harry Dresden, side appearances by Chase and Foreman
Warnings: (skip) Involves demons and wizard magic, as well as a character dressed as an animal during sex.
Summary: Who's luckier - House or Dresden?
Word Count: 3491
Link: He spent half of their first hour at the party trying to figure out if Cameron was wearing a delicious nothing-at-all beneath her costume...
Then, my fic for
remixduello:
Title: From the Squirrel's Point-of-View
Author:
highlander_ii /
highlander_ii
Rating: PG
Fandom: House MD
Pairings/Characters: House, Wilson
Warnings:(skip) Talking animals? Only, they converse between themselves, not with the humans.
Summary: There's a brave, hungry squirrel willing to get food however she can.
Word Count: 780
Link: "Wait! The furry one looks dangerous!"
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Title: Some Guys Have All the Luck
Author:
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Rating: NC-17
Fandom: House MD, The Dresden Files (novels)
Pairings/Characters: Cameron/House, Harry Dresden, side appearances by Chase and Foreman
Warnings: (skip) Involves demons and wizard magic, as well as a character dressed as an animal during sex.
Summary: Who's luckier - House or Dresden?
Word Count: 3491
Link: He spent half of their first hour at the party trying to figure out if Cameron was wearing a delicious nothing-at-all beneath her costume...
Then, my fic for
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Title: From the Squirrel's Point-of-View
Author:
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Rating: PG
Fandom: House MD
Pairings/Characters: House, Wilson
Warnings:(skip) Talking animals? Only, they converse between themselves, not with the humans.
Summary: There's a brave, hungry squirrel willing to get food however she can.
Word Count: 780
Link: "Wait! The furry one looks dangerous!"
FIC: Solipsism (House, gen, NC-17)
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Title: Solipsism
Fandom: House MD
Pairing/Rating: Gen, NC-17.
Length: 4549 words
Spoilers: Through 6.02, "Broken."
Warnings: I don't usually provide warnings. Thus, these are notable (highlight to read): Character death, drug abuse, graphic depictions of suicide and suicidal ideation, dark themes.
Author's Notes: Written for Philtrum, for the
hl_bay_drive. Thank you to
thedeadparrot and
bell for the betas.
Summary: Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think.
( Solipsism )
Fandom: House MD
Pairing/Rating: Gen, NC-17.
Length: 4549 words
Spoilers: Through 6.02, "Broken."
Warnings: I don't usually provide warnings. Thus, these are notable (highlight to read): Character death, drug abuse, graphic depictions of suicide and suicidal ideation, dark themes.
Author's Notes: Written for Philtrum, for the
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Summary: Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think.
( Solipsism )
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Title: The Hollow In Your Chest (Old Times Remix)
Author:
armchair_elvis, AKA
joe_pike_junior
Pairings/Characters: House/Cameron, House/Stacy. Slight mentions of House/Cuddy, House/Wilson friendship with slashy overtones.
Rating/Warnings: Mature. Contains, uh, goings on of a sexual nature.
Summary: For every touch there is another side of him that wants to pull away.
Notes: 6,201 words. This is the fic that I wrote for the Remix Duello challenge. It's a remix of this fic by
highlander_ii. I'd never before written a fic containing... strippers, or anything so explicitly sexual, so this is a first for me.
She’s pretty. That’s what the honey-voiced announcer says, a little guy with a shiny suit and thinning hair. He looks like one of the strippers keeps his balls in her pocket.
“The lovely, very pretty Alisha,” and Alisha moves through her short set as the crowd makes its usual boozy cheer. She moves well, like she had ballet lessons once. Almost prim, but with something hard and intelligent underneath. He catches himself wondering if there’s something ironic in her eyes, until he realises that he’s reading way too much into the look on her face, the swing of her hips. House cheated on Stacy two months ago. He finds it hard to disengage. They had a fight, and it was a stupid thing: walking into a bar and falling into bed with the first woman you talk to. What do you do? I’m a doctor, bam.
Read the rest here.
Author:
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Pairings/Characters: House/Cameron, House/Stacy. Slight mentions of House/Cuddy, House/Wilson friendship with slashy overtones.
Rating/Warnings: Mature. Contains, uh, goings on of a sexual nature.
Summary: For every touch there is another side of him that wants to pull away.
Notes: 6,201 words. This is the fic that I wrote for the Remix Duello challenge. It's a remix of this fic by
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
She’s pretty. That’s what the honey-voiced announcer says, a little guy with a shiny suit and thinning hair. He looks like one of the strippers keeps his balls in her pocket.
“The lovely, very pretty Alisha,” and Alisha moves through her short set as the crowd makes its usual boozy cheer. She moves well, like she had ballet lessons once. Almost prim, but with something hard and intelligent underneath. He catches himself wondering if there’s something ironic in her eyes, until he realises that he’s reading way too much into the look on her face, the swing of her hips. House cheated on Stacy two months ago. He finds it hard to disengage. They had a fight, and it was a stupid thing: walking into a bar and falling into bed with the first woman you talk to. What do you do? I’m a doctor, bam.
Read the rest here.
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Here is my Remix Duello entry, written for
zulu!
Counterpoint (Etude for Piccolo in E-flat Minor)
By Topaz Eyes
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Foreman
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A deadline approaches. House tries to make the best of things as much as he can.
Words: 4059
Notes: Written for Remix Duello 2010. Original story is Piccolo by Zulu. Many, many thanks to my beta,
bell!
Foreman's running late.
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Counterpoint (Etude for Piccolo in E-flat Minor)
By Topaz Eyes
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Foreman
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A deadline approaches. House tries to make the best of things as much as he can.
Words: 4059
Notes: Written for Remix Duello 2010. Original story is Piccolo by Zulu. Many, many thanks to my beta,
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Foreman's running late.
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Title: mistake a warm winter for spring
Fandom: House MD
Pairing/Rating: Amber/Foreman, NC-17.
Length: 3300 words.
Spoilers: AU.
Author's Notes: Written for
bell, for her heroic efforts in betaing my thesis. Happy monthiversary,
bellminha!
Summary: The only love worth fighting for is one that you can win.
( mistake a warm winter for spring )
Fandom: House MD
Pairing/Rating: Amber/Foreman, NC-17.
Length: 3300 words.
Spoilers: AU.
Author's Notes: Written for
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Summary: The only love worth fighting for is one that you can win.
( mistake a warm winter for spring )
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Title: Omnes te moriturum amant
Fandom: House MD
Pairing/Rating: Foreman/Taub, R.
Length: 6000 words.
Spoilers: Through 6.16, Lockdown.
Author's Notes: Written for
gileonnen, for the
hl_bday_drive. Thank you to my betas,
bell and
thedeadparrot.
Summary: The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.
( Omnes te moriturum amant )
Fandom: House MD
Pairing/Rating: Foreman/Taub, R.
Length: 6000 words.
Spoilers: Through 6.16, Lockdown.
Author's Notes: Written for
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Summary: The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.
( Omnes te moriturum amant )
Fic: Amber (The Scrambled Memories Remix)
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Amber (The Scrambled Memories Remix)
by Topaz Eyes
Rating: PG-13
Characters: House
Summary: This is how he'll end.
Disclaimer: Owned by David Shore et al. Sadly I am neither et nor al.
Words: 120
Notes: This is a W.S. Burroughs-style cutup of Remembering Amber, generated by an online cut-up machine (http://vispo.com/cgi-bin/wonder/cutup/cutup.cgi) set to 2-8 word fragments. I then took the output and shaped it into (hopefully coherent) free-verse.
Fic is here: This is how he'll end.
by Topaz Eyes
Rating: PG-13
Characters: House
Summary: This is how he'll end.
Disclaimer: Owned by David Shore et al. Sadly I am neither et nor al.
Words: 120
Notes: This is a W.S. Burroughs-style cutup of Remembering Amber, generated by an online cut-up machine (http://vispo.com/cgi-bin/wonder/cutup/cutup.cgi) set to 2-8 word fragments. I then took the output and shaped it into (hopefully coherent) free-verse.
Fic is here: This is how he'll end.